Donald Trump Gifts
Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is always interesting, right?
We combed Amazon looking for the best Donald Trump gifts. Some are funny gag gifts, some aren’t funny at all, and some are surprising, like the poetry of Donald Trump.
It’s quite a read!
Love him or hate him, there is something for everybody on this list. Whether you need a gift for a Trump hater or a Trump lover, or if you just want something for yourself, you are sure to find the perfect Trump item here.
And we will be adding more as we find them.
- Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder
- Trump Talking Pen
- Donald Trump Toilet Paper
- Trump Tweeting on the Toilet
- The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
- Chia Trump
- Donald Trump Lifesize Cardboard Standup
- Donald Trump Nesting Dolls
- Donald Trump Hair Cotton Candy
- Donald Trump Bobblehead
- Trump Talking Birthday Card
- Donald Trump You’re Fired Button
- Donald’s Nuke Button
- Pull My Finger
Looks like he’s squealing like a pig, doesn’t it? I mean in a “This is freaky, but I LIKE IT!” sort of way.
He’s probably thinking “What a ripoff! I paid Stormy Daniels a shitload of cash but she didn’t do this to me!”
Features a HUUUUUGE hole that easily holds pens, pencils, paint brushes, sunglasses, vape pens and more!
Trump Talking Pen
A; They all go to yer anus and wipe out cling ons.
Ok, maybe you don’t get that joke. Or maybe it’s not funny.
But one thing is for sure: you need this!
You can put it where the sun don’t shine and rub his face in it!
He doesn’t often show it, but the Donald has a softer, more sensitive side.
This groundbreaking collection will give readers a glimpse of Trump’s innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth, to what he hates about Lord Sugar.
And it will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.
Melts in your mouth, on your fingers and on your head!
Mr. Trump’s unique hairstyle has been a smash hit for many years before anyone had any idea that he might actually sit in the Oval Office. Indeed, nothing is a more iconic representation of our beloved president.
And now you can have a head of Trump hair all your own, and you can eat it.
He really did make America great again, didn’t he?
Mount it on your car dash, or keep it on your desk to piss off your liberal coworkers!
Or gift it to the Trump fan in your life. No matter what you do with it, it will always be giving you positive vibes with 2 thumbs up on it’s tiny little hands.
Get yours while you still can!
Make it a birthday they will always remember with a Donald Trump birthday card!
Seriously what could be better than to have Mr. Trumps voice to wish a happy birthday on that special annual event?
This one is destined to stay on the mantle for a very long time. I mean how could you throw it away?
This card would also be great for that liberal that you just want to irritate, right?
Back in the days when Mr. Trump came into our living rooms on The Apprentice we would love to hear him say “You’re fired!”
Later it wasn’t such a good thing for (former) FBI Director James Comey, but hey, that’s the breaks, right?
You know Donald is kicking himself for not uttering these famous words to Micheal Cohen.
Keep it on your desk. Your employees will get the message.
OK, maybe it is. Do you think Abe Lincoln cut the cheese while he was writing the Gettysburg Address?
The more we talk about it the more we admire Mr. Trumps ability to let them go where so many Presidents before him sat, and undoubtedly farted.